Why is this one more expensive than the hardwood Mother F'ers? 

Because it's mother f'ing heavy and evil!    This one is nearly twice the weight of the oak original, and the neutral quality of the delrin means it soaks up almost all of the sting and delivers pure, heavy thud.   

• Length: 20" long
• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2"
• Flexibility: Zero. 
• Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy 
• Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle 
• Sensation:   Massive Thud  

• Length: 28" long
• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2"
• Flexibility: Zero. 
• Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy 
• Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle 
• Sensation:   Massive Thud  

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WE ALWAYS SHIP IN DISCREET PACKAGING.  Plain bags, black wrapped boxes or brown mailing tubes -- labeled "CK" or "CK Products" on the return label.